Taking a load off our minds

No, You Don’t

March 19th, 2008 by fink

Note: This is a rant and is meant in no way, shape or form to end any discussions about anything. These rants are meant to start discussion and (hopefully) open some minds to new ideas. Also, these rants are written by fairly seasoned pompous asshole who will not respond to comments or questions. Now here’s Tom with the weather.

Western democracies have a great ability for deception. They are built on the promise of freedom, liberty and equality. I could argue that all three do not fully exist but the one that suffers the most and so few people talk about is equality. Now you could ask any person is a democratic country if they believe in equality and for the most post they will say yes. I’m not going to dispute the fact that they believe in the concept of equality but the problem is that they don’t care about it.

Historically, democracy and equality has not come hand in hand despite the fact the concept of democracy is based in part on the equality of all people (one person, one vote). Almost all western democracies have histories of slavery, imperialism, colonialism and oppression. So while countries wrote constitutions and charters promising rights and freedoms for all they had laws that instilled oppression and inequality for others. In a lot of cases, this has been corrected; slavery doesn’t exist in western democracies anymore and african countries are now autonomous. So most of the laws have been changed and yet equality is still a dream that has not been reached.

Fast forward to many years after the abolishment of slavery, around the time African imperialism ended and you see the Civil Rights Movement and the last wave of feminism. Both of these movements pushed for more equality and achieved that goal; rights for African-Americans have vastly improved and so have women’s rights yet still no equality. More decades have passed and equality is still a dream, a vague apparition of the future…why?

The answer is that we, as a society, don’t care about equality. We almost all believe in it but we don’t do anything to obtain in. Some Scandanavian countries have closed the gap between the rich and the poor and countries like South Africa have parity in terms of the sexes in the elected governments but most countries, especially those with the worst records of equality, are still no where near equality. No elections are fought on aboriginal rights or quotas for gender parity in parliament, senate or congress. Parties campaign on taxes and security, not equality. We all say we believe but its obvious from all this that we just don’t care.

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Raising Awareness About Awareness Raising

March 5th, 2008 by carleton

And now for something completely different…

I’m back in the university setting after a couple of years out and have been under a barrage of ‘awareness’. In this short post I’m going to complain about stupidity and stupid people for a moment. Generally it seems fashionable today to side with hippies and socially conscious folk especially if you’re in your early 20’s and undergoing ‘higher learning’. Walk onto any campus in Canada - likely elsewhere as well - and you’ll find no end of people parading about trying to convince you that their cause-of-the-week is particularly important. Well, my awareness is raised and here’s a short, incomplete, list of what I’ve learned. I hope you’re feeling suitably ‘aware’ after reading this. Stop me if you’ve heard this one….

- people in the world are suffering

- people in the world are starving

- life just generally isn’t fair

- you live in a rich country and have unimaginable wealth so you should help poor people

- capitalism and democracy sucks; yay Che Guavara

- drinking coffee and eating bananas makes you a bad person

- STDs may be bad for your health

- etc, etc, ad nausium

So, do you feel educated and more aware about the world around you? I know I do. Phewf.. I’m glad there’s a lot of complaining going on; that must mean things will get better.

The biggest problem with all of this is, of course, that ‘awareness raising’ has become and end unto itself. I’m well aware that the world sucks in a lot ways, thanks for the info tips. If anyone cares to look further into a problem as well as the proposed solution - on the rare occasion that a solution of ANY kind is proposed while people are raising our collective awareness right up our own asses - they would find that the ’solutions’ are economically ill-conceived and would actually lead to much more harm than good. Here I provide a single example. I’ve been to a couple OPIRG (Ontario Public Interest Research Group) meetings and one in particular left me fuming. There was a short, extremely biased, film presented about the deplorable situation of banana farmers in Jamaica. I won’t deny that Jamaica has an abundance of socio-economic trouble to deal with, but the OPIRG solution blew my mind.

Banana farmers in Jamaica are finding it difficult to survive given the current market price for bananas and the fact that it’s cheaper for them to import much of their produce from the US than to shop and eat locally produced food. This isn’t news to anyone living in country that participates in global market economies because imports are often less expensive (including within Canada). The situation is more complicated and global economics is very difficult to sort through, so I won’t be doing that here. Suffice it to say that local farmers often need to get government aid which comes to the Jamaican government from the World Bank. Just to clarify a point about the World Bank from its own website:

Who owns the World Bank?

The World Bank is like a cooperative in which 185 member countries are shareholders. For a complete list of our members and when they joined, see the Members page in the About Us section of our website

Where does the World Bank get its money?

We raise money in several different ways to support the low interest and no interest loans (credits) and grants that the World Bank (IBRD and IDA) offers to developing and poor countries.

IBRD lending to developing countries is primarily financed by selling AAA-rated bonds in the world’s financial markets. IBRD bonds are purchased by a wide range of private and institutional investors in North America, Europe and Asia. While IBRD earns a small margin on this lending, the greater proportion of income comes from lending out our own capital. This capital consists of reserves built up over the years and money paid in from the bank’s 185 member country shareholders. IBRD income also pays for World Bank operating expenses and has contributed to IDA and debt relief. We maintain strict financial discipline to maintain the AAA status of our bonds and continue to extend financing to developing countries.

Shareholder support is also very important for the Bank. This is reflected in the capital backing we have received from shareholders in meeting their debt service obligations to IBRD. We also have US$178 billion in what is known as “callable capital,” which could be drawn from our shareholders as backing, should it ever be needed to meet IBRD obligations for borrowings (bonds) or guarantees. We have never had to call on this resource. For more information on the World Bank’s bonds and notes, go to the World Bank Debt Securities.

IDA, the world’s largest source of interest-free loans and grant assistance to the poorest countries, is replenished every three years by 40 donor countries. Additional funds are regenerated through repayments of loan principal on 35-to-40-year, no-interest loans, which are then available for re-lending. IDA accounts for nearly 40% of our lending.

Does the World Bank make a profit and, if so, what is done with it?

We often do have a surplus at the end of the fiscal year, which is earned from the interest rates charged on some loans and from fees charged for some of our services. Some of the surplus goes to IDA—the part of the bank that provides grants and interest free loans to the world’s poorest countries. The rest of the surplus is either used for debt relief for heavily indebted poor countries, added to financial reserves, or helps us respond to unforeseen humanitarian crises.

Which means it has to return to its shareholders requiring that it operate much like any other financial institution and is held accountable to those 185 member countries for its policies and expenditure.

The World Bank requires that governments borrowing money from them sign contracts in which they agree to work with financial specialists to distribute the money in certain ways. This is a requirement of the World Bank and all of the countries involved that comes from previous experiences wherein loaned finances were used to supply warlords with weaponry. You might think that OPRIG would be in support of regulations that are in place to keep money away from criminals, but the World Bank representative responses to questions were carefully edited and the board of directors may as well have been sitting about a cauldron eating babies. Unfortunately, Jamaican debt does continue to worsen and it’s government continues to make decisions that don’t help the situation. However, the World Bank has advised them that the farmers who are having difficulty making money selling bananas ought to change their crops over to something that is more cost effective on the world market - produce for bio-fuels for example - because the global market fluctuates and it is unwise to remain in an industry that is failing when it is just as easy to switch over to another crop. Continual rotation of crops, or increased crop diversity, would lend to a risk management system for local farmers that could then continue to export their produce for profitable returns. Of course, OPRIG didn’t want to get into that or even discuss the alternative solutions. Rather, they wanted to take everyone to the grocery store and ‘educate’ us about which items to buy and which not to buy based on where they are coming from. I have no doubt that the nearly starving Jamaican farmer would applaud their honourable efforts when he ceases to receive ANY money for his bananas due to the boycott.
Essentially, my argument here is that not nearly enough research is done into the vast complexity of any situation before undergraduate university students and half-wit demonstrators embark on redundant and meaningless campaigns to ‘raise awareness’. I’m already well aware of many problems around the world that need solving. All of the time and effort they spend raising awareness never seems to result in any positive action. Boycotts don’t solve problems. What the world actually needs is economically viable, realistic, solutions to real-world problems. So, my message to all hippies: Remove heads from collective asses, cut your damn hair, get a real education in something useful (i.e. NOT fine arts), get into politics, and make real, economically viable, changes. Globalization isn’t necessarily a bad thing if you take the time to examine the details and complex nature of the situation. It isn’t realistic, or even useful, to do away with capitalism. Anarchy is also NOT a solution.

Now back to regularly scheduled brainwashing… note that fearmongering and propaganda doesn’t only come from governments!

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Billboard Liberation Front!

March 5th, 2008 by allonby

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Lawlz, illegal wiretapping.

I’m not sure if you guys know about the Billboard Liberation Front, but you should absolutely check them out. Here is an quick excerpt of “services” that they offer to their “clients”:

We offer a broad range of black-bag operations and cultural jam services, from project management and subversion consulting to media manipulation and thought placement. The key to our success is developing a true collaboration with our clients, and by caring as much about the working relationship as we do about the final execution. Our philosophy and track record has resulted in roster of long-term, satisfied clients in a diverse range of industries, from Fortune 1000 companies to local entrepreneurs.

Mmmm, I could really go for some subversion consulting and thought placement right about now.

Here is a link to the first page in a gallery of improved billboards. Big fan of the Exxon Corp “Shit Happens” one, and “FATAL ERROR - Invalid Stock Value Abort/Retry/Fail” on various dot com’s billboards. The Exxon one is from ‘89, been at this a while, you have.

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Confidential anti-facist hotline

March 5th, 2008 by allonby

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Continuing in a series of informational posters which amuse me…

Via boingboing.

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The Only Good Fascist Is A Very Dead Fascist

February 26th, 2008 by fink

Note: This is a rant and is meant in no way, shape or form to end any discussions about anything. These rants are meant to start discussion and (hopefully) open some minds to new ideas. Also, these rants are written by fairly seasoned pompous asshole who will not respond to comments or questions. Now here’s Tom with the weather.

Ann Coulter is possibly one of the worst human beings on earth. This hatemonger is to me the definition of a fascist. When it comes to Ann Coulter, I am by no means the first person to label her as fascist and I would like to think I’m not the type of person to use a word a strong as fascist lightly and in this case I think I’m completely justified. The first thing I ever heard Ann Coulter say is that America should bomb the middle east and convert the survivors to Christianity. Now if we are to use the definition of fascism that deals with superiority of race over individual rights and oppressive governments whose power is based in this racism, then Ann Coulter fits right in. Her suggestion of bombing the Middle East is genocide and she clearly believes that her race and religion is superior to others.

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You’re Wrong

February 8th, 2008 by fink

Note: This is a rant and is meant in no way, shape or form to end any discussions about anything. These rants are meant to start discussion and (hopefully) open some minds to new ideas. Also, these rants are written by fairly seasoned pompous asshole who will not respond to comments or questions. Now here’s Tom with the weather.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you people? During my failed attempt to get Super Tuesday results while avoiding over the top and needlessly in depth news channel analysis, I overhead several pundits addressing the issue that John McCain isn’t really a conservative. Furthermore, some of these people called him a liberal. This unfathomably ignorant discussion was spurred by some conservative talk show hosts and critics saying that they would rather see Hilary Clinton in the White House then John McCain. I have a short response for these people and a longer one; Shorter Response: You are idiots and you’re wrong.

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Bob Dole: Sex Machine

January 31st, 2008 by fink

Contributors: diana, tiffany and allonby

Here are some short descriptions of the sex habits of some current and former presidents and presidential candidates:

Hilary Clinton - definitely a dominatrix but one that never actually gets to the sex but just keeps whipping you, also has teeth in her vagina

Bill Clinton - likes getting dominated but probably hasn’t gotten Hilary to get sex since the whole Monica Lewinski thing

John Edwards - tries really hard but fails much like his presidential bids

Barack Obama - has sex like british people do on family guy

Condoleezza Rice - hasn’t had sex since the mid 70’s, vagina currently filled with dust, any attempt to have sex with her would result in deadly sandstorm

Colin Powell - complete freak in bed but nobody wants to see that

Bob Dole - says his name with each pelvic thrust and refers to himself in the third person during dirty talk (Bob Dole is gonna cum all over your face!!). After orgasming while shouting his own name he either falls asleep muttering his name or goes to the bathroom, but firsts stops by a full length mirror to check himself out while running his hand through his air and saying “Bob Dole….Sex Machine”

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Presidential Primary Round-up

January 27th, 2008 by fink

Here is my summary of the presidential candidates, enjoy:

Obama - my personal pick for president, actually has a chance to change things and if not, can at least make speeches that don’t put me to sleep

Clinton - not sure why some people hate her so much, would probably be a very typical democratic president, would also be funny to see how pissed off Fox News would get if she won

Edwards - the white guy in the democratic race, no real chance of winning, don’t mind him but doesn’t really offer anything new

Guilaini - complete and utter asswipe, hope he dies a horrible death, fearmonger

McCain - acts like he isn’t a normal republican and he wasn’t…..8 years ago, since then he has bended to the will of Bush and has proved he is just like the rest

Romney - same old neo-con republican except a mormon so kind of creepy

Huckabee - chuck norris is an idiot and so is this evangelical asshole

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To Awake and Avenge the Dead

January 22nd, 2008 by fink

So this is the first rant I am posting on the enema and to be truthful I am really unsure how good it is. That being said it is a rant and it goes off on a different tangent near the end so it meets the requirements of other rants I have read on the internet. So here it is, for better or worse (in the future I won’t be putting up these little notes before rants but for the first on I thought I would)

Note (this will appear before all rants): This is a political rant and is meant in no way, shape or form to end any discussions about anything. These rants are meant to start discussion and (hopefully) open some minds to new ideas. Also, these rants are written by fairly seasoned pompous asshole who will not respond to comments or questions. Now here’s Tom with the weather.

If it is morally wrong to kill someone, how can the state kill someone using moral authority as their justification?

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