Holy shit, have you guys seen this yet?

Panelists sit and discuss whether robots have too much control in our lives, some concerns about the automated police force, and comments made by President Executron in his latest speech.

“That’s what the cavity search robot said this morning at the office”

OMFG, lol

Wow, a sudden drop in posting, amazing what the release of a certain video game I can’t stop playing can do to content flow.

Regular programming set to resume shortly.

In the meantime, check out this comic strip from VGcats. It really captures what it’s like to be in the fray of TeamFortress 2. Also this one from Penny Arcade parodying echochrome. heh.

Well, back to Smash Brothers for me.

ps - zOMG Star WOlf! sauce sauce

Creased Comics is quite possibly one the best comics on the internet. Created by the genius that brought you the George Washington Rap, each comic is weird, obtuse and hilarious. His humour isn’t for everyone but I think it’s fucking hilarious. Also, his collection of comics keeps growing which means new shit all the time. Enjoy

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Hypothesis: Current scientific thought suggests we have already achieved max rocking level.

Perhaps max-rocking levels could be radically increased with creation of 30ft tall motion controlled guitar thrashing robot simulacrum.

Result: We rocked the fuck out.

wearscience

Lawlz, illegal wiretapping.

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I’m not sure if you guys know about the Billboard Liberation Front, but you should absolutely check them out. Here is an quick excerpt of “services” that they offer to their “clients”:

We offer a broad range of black-bag operations and cultural jam services, from project management and subversion consulting to media manipulation and thought placement. The key to our success is developing a true collaboration with our clients, and by caring as much about the working relationship as we do about the final execution. Our philosophy and track record has resulted in roster of long-term, satisfied clients in a diverse range of industries, from Fortune 1000 companies to local entrepreneurs.

Mmmm, I could really go for some subversion consulting and thought placement right about now.

Here is a link to the first page in a gallery of improved billboards. Big fan of the Exxon Corp “Shit Happens” one, and “FATAL ERROR - Invalid Stock Value Abort/Retry/Fail” on various dot com’s billboards. The Exxon one is from ‘89, been at this a while, you have.

I absolutely love this T-shirt from Glarkware. If you’re not a fan of the show… well, I assume you won’t get it.

A toaster is capable of a lot more than you might think at first glance. Even more than toasting your bread, actually. Treat it poorly, and it will find a way to collude with other toasters to overthrow humanity. But treat it well, and…well, you and that little old toaster might actually find love. It’s not a love that either of your communities will sanction or even understand, but you know best: that seemingly simple appliance loves you from the coils of its heart.

Damn you Baltar!!!

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Continuing in a series of informational posters which amuse me…

Via boingboing.

Contributors: diana, tiffany and allonby

Here are some short descriptions of the sex habits of some current and former presidents and presidential candidates:

Hilary Clinton - definitely a dominatrix but one that never actually gets to the sex but just keeps whipping you, also has teeth in her vagina

Bill Clinton - likes getting dominated but probably hasn’t gotten Hilary to get sex since the whole Monica Lewinski thing

John Edwards - tries really hard but fails much like his presidential bids

Barack Obama - has sex like british people do on family guy

Condoleezza Rice - hasn’t had sex since the mid 70’s, vagina currently filled with dust, any attempt to have sex with her would result in deadly sandstorm

Colin Powell - complete freak in bed but nobody wants to see that

Bob Dole - says his name with each pelvic thrust and refers to himself in the third person during dirty talk (Bob Dole is gonna cum all over your face!!). After orgasming while shouting his own name he either falls asleep muttering his name or goes to the bathroom, but firsts stops by a full length mirror to check himself out while running his hand through his air and saying “Bob Dole….Sex Machine”

Oh noes, exponential growth! We’ve got an epidemic on our hands peoples!