Contributors: diana, tiffany and allonby

Here are some short descriptions of the sex habits of some current and former presidents and presidential candidates:

Hilary Clinton - definitely a dominatrix but one that never actually gets to the sex but just keeps whipping you, also has teeth in her vagina

Bill Clinton - likes getting dominated but probably hasn’t gotten Hilary to get sex since the whole Monica Lewinski thing

John Edwards - tries really hard but fails much like his presidential bids

Barack Obama - has sex like british people do on family guy

Condoleezza Rice - hasn’t had sex since the mid 70’s, vagina currently filled with dust, any attempt to have sex with her would result in deadly sandstorm

Colin Powell - complete freak in bed but nobody wants to see that

Bob Dole - says his name with each pelvic thrust and refers to himself in the third person during dirty talk (Bob Dole is gonna cum all over your face!!). After orgasming while shouting his own name he either falls asleep muttering his name or goes to the bathroom, but firsts stops by a full length mirror to check himself out while running his hand through his air and saying “Bob Dole….Sex Machine”