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Here are some short descriptions of the sex habits of some current and former presidents and presidential candidates:

Hilary Clinton - definitely a dominatrix but one that never actually gets to the sex but just keeps whipping you, also has teeth in her vagina

Bill Clinton - likes getting dominated but probably hasn’t gotten Hilary to get sex since the whole Monica Lewinski thing

John Edwards - tries really hard but fails much like his presidential bids

Barack Obama - has sex like british people do on family guy

Condoleezza Rice - hasn’t had sex since the mid 70’s, vagina currently filled with dust, any attempt to have sex with her would result in deadly sandstorm

Colin Powell - complete freak in bed but nobody wants to see that

Bob Dole - says his name with each pelvic thrust and refers to himself in the third person during dirty talk (Bob Dole is gonna cum all over your face!!). After orgasming while shouting his own name he either falls asleep muttering his name or goes to the bathroom, but firsts stops by a full length mirror to check himself out while running his hand through his air and saying “Bob Dole….Sex Machine”

Here is my summary of the presidential candidates, enjoy:

Obama - my personal pick for president, actually has a chance to change things and if not, can at least make speeches that don’t put me to sleep

Clinton - not sure why some people hate her so much, would probably be a very typical democratic president, would also be funny to see how pissed off Fox News would get if she won

Edwards - the white guy in the democratic race, no real chance of winning, don’t mind him but doesn’t really offer anything new

Guilaini - complete and utter asswipe, hope he dies a horrible death, fearmonger

McCain - acts like he isn’t a normal republican and he wasn’t…..8 years ago, since then he has bended to the will of Bush and has proved he is just like the rest

Romney - same old neo-con republican except a mormon so kind of creepy

Huckabee - chuck norris is an idiot and so is this evangelical asshole

Anthony from freshplastic recently asked if I could provide a rough guide to installing Hydrogen, a free drum machine for linux on his EeePC. This has inspired me to post a HOWTO on getting additional applications installed on your EeePC without actually wiping out the default installation, etc.

First off I should state my assumptions:

• You’ve got an EeePC with the default “easy mode” installation intact
• You’re connected to the internet
• You’ve got enough space to actually install stuff
• You can type
• You can read

Ok, so with that out of the way, lets get to work.

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I’ll start by clearing the air about some issues I think always need constant re-adressing. First, there is no magic, there are no psychic powers, and aliens wouldn’t bother visiting Earth to kidnapp the dumbest people on the planet. More to the point of my presence on this site, however, the Egyptian Pyramids - as with all other ancient pyramids - were not built by aliens. Every once in a while people need a reminder that the universe we live in is made up of things that can be sensed and understood given time and technology. That doesn’t discount the infinite complexity of systems, but it means that people who think dousing for water - or anything else - actually works need a brisk slap in the face. I’ll be providing updates of a Prehistoric context since that’s my area of study. I hope everyone enjoys and can take something from a skeptical look at real data rather than the sensationalized garbage you usually eat.

Oh noes, exponential growth! We’ve got an epidemic on our hands peoples!

So this is the first rant I am posting on the enema and to be truthful I am really unsure how good it is. That being said it is a rant and it goes off on a different tangent near the end so it meets the requirements of other rants I have read on the internet. So here it is, for better or worse (in the future I won’t be putting up these little notes before rants but for the first on I thought I would)

Note (this will appear before all rants): This is a political rant and is meant in no way, shape or form to end any discussions about anything. These rants are meant to start discussion and (hopefully) open some minds to new ideas. Also, these rants are written by fairly seasoned pompous asshole who will not respond to comments or questions. Now here’s Tom with the weather.

If it is morally wrong to kill someone, how can the state kill someone using moral authority as their justification?

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So I picked up an EeePC recently and i have to say, I fucking love this thing.

Does everything I need, and it’s ultra portable. Comes with an Easy mode menu thing that seems to work just fine for what i use it for, which is mostly firefox and msn. Anything more complex and i’m just a ctrl-alt-t away from a terminal and happy linux land.

I’ve been thinking though, this would work really well as a mobile music platform, you know, just something to toss ideas together on, drum loops, synth lines, etc…. I’ve got hydrogen running on it with a bunch of drumkits and thats working fine, but I’m thinking I might wanna pickup a 2gig SODIMM and install something like studio64 or Ubuntu Studio on here… we’ll see how it goes.